i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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