Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I want her autograph on my taint
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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