I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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