Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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