we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
3 2 1 whiskey
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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