I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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