Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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