No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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