You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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