don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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