She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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