No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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