Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just invented taco cereal.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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