I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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