Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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