Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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