Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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