Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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