shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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