doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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