I heard we made out
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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