her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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