The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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