im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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