Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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