also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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