1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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