toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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