just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I showed him my bush... on skype.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
