well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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