i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize