So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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