Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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