how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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