Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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