My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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