Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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