There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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