I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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