I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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