I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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