I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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