I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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