Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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