I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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