Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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