she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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