I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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