So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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