Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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