someone threw a dead crab at me
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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