i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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