it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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