it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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