I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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