I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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