I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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